when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.
but like, if humans landed on another plant and there were other beings there they wouldnt be aliens the humans would be??
from now on all my personal posts will be tagged ‘khpersonal’ so if youre tired of me talking you can blacklist that.
ive had nsfw on my blacklist for months probably without even knowing it??? like i was at school and i blocked it and forgot. i wonder what ive missed. this has shown that most people dont tag nsfw though
shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”