Weaponized Beauty
I'm Keera. I attend university, but my full-time job is being an explorer.

This is a collection of things that make me feel something, and it's quite contradictory.

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robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”


Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

dopernose:

Let the Geico caveman back into our schools 

dopernose:

Let the Geico caveman back into our schools 

i am terrIBLE AT POETRY aND I AM SOO MAD ABOUT IT RIHGT NOW

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

saddeer:

the only vine that matters 

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 


Title: my favourite section of My Immortal

Artist: dajo42

Played: 359449 times

dajo42:

this gets pretty loud be careful

but like, if humans landed on another plant and there were other beings there they wouldnt be aliens the humans would be??

alltiger:

Sibirischer Tiger Arina im Howletts Wild Animal Park (by Ulli J.)

alltiger:

Sibirischer Tiger Arina im Howletts Wild Animal Park (by Ulli J.)

from now on all my personal posts will be tagged ‘khpersonal’ so if youre tired of me talking you can blacklist that.

ive had nsfw on my blacklist for months probably without even knowing it??? like i was at school and i blocked it and forgot. i wonder what ive missed. this has shown that most people dont tag nsfw though

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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