an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level